Leader of the Weak

And a level six elf paladin fluent in the tongue of sarcasm.

cheerleading-bitch:

brilliant-strategist replied to your post: ooc:
Now that I have your number, the possibilities are endless. *taps fingers together*

am i going to start receiving random texts composed of things like

“i’m watching you mandy”

“hello my sweet”

“i love you and please don’t turn around”

Yes

ooc: FINALLY DRAWING AGAIN I really need to post his app whoopsI’ll get on that I promise

ooc: FINALLY DRAWING AGAIN I really need to post his app whoops

I’ll get on that I promise

ooc: I had to join in on the party, of course.

ooc: I had to join in on the party, of course.

ooc: Two things!

I’mreallysorry I haven’t been on or posted much due to a mixture between writer’s block and more computer trouble, so I’m terribly sorry for kind of disappearing for a while! Again! Maybe I should just go on a hiatus, pfft.

Another note would be uhh, I’ve been baking and mailing tins of Christmas cookies for my company’s customers. I have a few extra boxes, so would anyone like some? ;v;  I have to get rid of them somehow and I feel like I owe it to you guys since you’ve all been so patient with me lkasdg

Roll Call!
It’s 1500 hours on a Thursday night.
Which is exactly two hours before the Astronomy Club’s big G&G meet, of course. Character sheets were organized by level and class, the board’s map was set, pieces aligned… but where was everyone?
Earnest couldn’t help but groan at the lack of group participation; his compadres didn’t know a single thing about being professionally early.

Roll Call!

It’s 1500 hours on a Thursday night.

Which is exactly two hours before the Astronomy Club’s big G&G meet, of course. Character sheets were organized by level and class, the board’s map was set, pieces aligned… but where was everyone?

Earnest couldn’t help but groan at the lack of group participation; his compadres didn’t know a single thing about being professionally early.

The holidays were near. That was great, wasn’t it? School was already beginning to come to a close for the new year—the time for new beginnings.

A fresh start.

Or at least, that’s what most people do. Common pigeon-minded folk. Earnest obviously took the meaning to a new level, you see: he would be not only a better leader, but he is obviously even more successful (than usual, of course) at conquering the pleasures of man and the tingle of the skin.

…by infiltrating the girl’s locker room.

Mission: success.

The luscious females that would soon parade in would never suspect a “nerd” to hide out within a vacant locker, oh no, never. It was only minutes until a "nerd" would see what people like Trent dream of. Haha, this was it, and he was sure to rub it into any jock’s face whenever the time called—though, it wasn’t like anyone should know about this sort of thing. Yes… it will be a secret. His secret; one that he would take to the grave. Not even his dearest amigos could ever know.

So he sat all crunched and uncomfortable within his hiding spot and waited, panting heavily through the slits.

Future Doctor: brilliant-strategist: doctortrudeau replied to your post: Eugh. I...

brilliant-strategist:

Oh good, now you can finally finish the new campaign for G&G this week! I hate it when we have to resort to drawing out the grids by hand…Melvin has no sense of scale!

Good work, my faithful compadre! I knew you could handle it on your own. Let us hope that the rest of our guild can even compare. *snort* But fear not; I shall let everyone set up camp and recover within our next round.

Oh, and Trudeau? You need re-sketch your Valkyrie on your character sheet. Maybe wearing something a tad more… revealing… *glasses fog up*

Oh good, now you can finally finish the new campaign for G&G this week! I hate it when we have to resort to drawing out the grids by hand…Melvin has no sense of scale!

Augh! Has he really been that bad? I should have known. He doesn’t really fit my phenomenal expertise, does he. I’ll print out a few maps and encounter sheets, then. I trust that the group have leveled by at least two insights within my absence?